Made a grand mistake of sleeping with my window open

I woke up just in time for my 9AM shift.

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via stefanhayden)

It’s your last chance to see these beauties all together at Bartholomew’s monthly massacre!!! 👹

It’s your last chance to see these beauties all together at Bartholomew’s monthly massacre!!! 👹

My desk at work.

My desk at work.

(Source: now-youre-cool)

cityneonlights:

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